Everyone on the internet is attractive

Nowadays, the internet is the place to be. It's where all the sexy people hang out. Honestly, go into a chat room and ask a girl what they look like: blond hair, green eyes, larger than normal boobs and skinny. Why are all of these beautiful people hiding away in chat rooms? I'd have thought they would be out modeling, getting rich and making babies. Instead they're making internet babies in chat rooms with 1's and 0's.

You should really make a beeline for those chat rooms. Why even bother meeting people in the real world when there's a 100% guarantee you'll pick up someone right in the comfort of your own home? You might even land yourself two spouses, how does that sound? Yeah, now you're thinking about it. But they're not going to be around forever you know, these people are high in demand. I strongly urge you to make a decision that will greatly benefit your life- choose chat.

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Metamorphosis - Publication of 50 Surreal & Artists

We have published a book entitled 'Metamorphosis.' This book presents the work of 50 contemporary artists of the Surreal Art, Fantastic and Visionary art traditions.

Features the work of established artists such as Ernst Fuchs, Alex Grey, Victor Safonkin, Andrew Gonzalez, Martina Hoffmann, Brigid Marlin, Laurie Lipton, De Es, Peter Gric, Kris Kuksi, Brom and Robert Venosa.

Carrot Dong

I got a carrot one night that looked somewhat phallic so I decided to test it out. I was pleased with the results- 6 inches. I give you, the uncircumcised carrot penis:


I believe it has serious potential in the adult market and I would absolutely consider selling it on eBay if I hadn't eaten it already.